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Rotfl you can delete this if you want (mods)

#1 User is offline   digital_d0rk 

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Posted 03 August 2005 - 10:11 PM

I received this strange email today...can i say SCAM?


STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL JOINT VENTURE PARTNERSHIP
INTRODUCTION:
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am Mr.James Coker the auditor general of CITIBANK in
Nigeria.I got your contact from your country business
guide as a reliable person.
I want to transfer to overseas ($31,000.000.00 USD)
from CITIBANK in Nigeria Africa, I want to ask you to
quietly look for a reliable and honest person who
will be capable and fit to provide either an existing
bank account or to set up a new Bank a/c
immediately to receive this money, even an empty a/c
can serve to receive this money, as long as you
will remain honest to me till the end of this
important business trusting in you and believing in
God that you will never let me down either now or in
future.
During the course of my auditing I discovered a
floating fund in an account opened in this bank in
1990 and since then till 2002
nobody has operated on this account again, after going
through some old files in the records I discovered
that the owner of the account died without a [heir]
hence the money is floating and if I do not remit
this money out urgently it will be forfeited for
nothing.The owner of this account is Mr. Adams.C.
Nicole, a foreigner, and an industrialist,he died,
since 1993. and no other person knows about this
account or any thing concerning it, the account has no
other beneficiary and my investigation proved to me as
well that Adams.C. Nicole until his death was the
manager of Diamond Safari [pty]. SA. with account
number
#5005874EB1000.I have kept the informations secret
within myself to enable me look for any foreign
partner of my choice who will assist me
receive this funds .
However, every legal steps will been put in place to
obtain all legal approvals for onward transfer of this
money to your account with appropriate clearance from
the relevant ministries and foreign exchange
departments. We will sign a binding agreement, to bind
us together and to build amount of confidence and
trust between us. I am revealing this
to you with believe in God that you will never let me
down in this business. Your urgent reply will be
highly appreciated to enable me inform you the next
step to take urgently because this transaction will
be actualize within 14 working days.All I need is your
full co-operation to make this work fine. because, the
CITIBANK management is ready to,approve this payment
to any foreigner who has correct
information of this account, which I will give to
you,upon your positive response and once I am
convinced that you are willing and ready to handle
this deal.
With my influence in this bank we can transfer this
money to any foreign reliable account which you can
provide with assurance that this money will be intact
pending my physical arrival in your country for
sharing.I will be monitoring the whole situations here
in the bank
untill you confirm this funds in your account. Then i
will destroy all documents of transaction immediately
we receive this money leaving no trace to any place.I
will apply for annual leave to get visa immediately I
hear from you that you are ready to act and receive
this funds in your account. At the conclusion of this
business, you will be given 35% of the total amount,
60% will be for me, while 5% will be for
expenses incurred during the process of transferring.I
look forward to your earliest reply
Thanks Yours faithfully,
Mr.James Coker

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

are you kidding me????
I would NOT feel sorry for this piece of :censor:
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Posted 04 August 2005 - 12:03 AM

That is definite scam. Who knows how many people fell for that. It would :censor: me off so bad. I would email the jerk back and, let him have my opinion on his email. It wouldn't be nice. This guy must be sending the email from physco ward somewhere. It's funny :lmao:
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Posted 04 August 2005 - 12:11 AM

:thumbsdn: sometimes I get these and just use the delete key - if you write back they will know that you are a real person with a valid email address, not a good idea. My spam killer can send and 'error' message, and hopefully they are not automated and will take my email off their :censor: list

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Posted 06 August 2005 - 06:44 AM

DON"T EMAIL THEM BACK...You will get so much spam email from them or even more emails about this from them

I did that years ago (didn't know better then) asking them to please not email me that I couldn't do that (wouldn't either lol) and then started getting emails about how easy it would be and "friend please friend help me in my need" type emails and how the family desparately needs the money to continue to live

I finally just started deleting them and half the time I don't even bother with the spam button but just delete. Waste of time, don't even bother with it.
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Posted 07 August 2005 - 06:08 AM

lol i deleted it the moment i finished reading it. I just laughed! im so goofy its sad my mom thought something was wrong cause i was laughing at the computer like im going to actually give someone my account number/credit card to help them over in nigeria IF they are from NIGERIA :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: .
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